McCain for President!
I will now propose some campaign slogans for John McCain that I think would make a significant impact on the 2008 popularity contest mistakenly known as the Presidential Election. So, without further ado, on with the list. John McCain for President: Because eight years of Bush just wasn't enough! Because the Neocon agenda isn't finished, yet. Because the religious right deserve a chance at establishing their theocracy. We still have civil rights we haven't abolished. We haven't finished our transition into a proper police state. Democrats make lousy dictators. At least he's not even a little bit black! Living the high life you always wanted, and sneering at you from above. Getting shot down five times wasn't enough; let's go for six! If the Catholics can vote in a supreme leader with one foot in the grave, so can we! Because a lifetime of incompetence should be rewarded with the highest office in the land. Anybody have any suggestions for more? I think t...