McCain for President!

I will now propose some campaign slogans for John McCain that I think would make a significant impact on the 2008 popularity contest mistakenly known as the Presidential Election. So, without further ado, on with the list.

John McCain for President:
  • Because eight years of Bush just wasn't enough!

  • Because the Neocon agenda isn't finished, yet.

  • Because the religious right deserve a chance at establishing their theocracy.

  • We still have civil rights we haven't abolished.

  • We haven't finished our transition into a proper police state.

  • Democrats make lousy dictators.

  • At least he's not even a little bit black!

  • Living the high life you always wanted, and sneering at you from above.

  • Getting shot down five times wasn't enough; let's go for six!

  • If the Catholics can vote in a supreme leader with one foot in the grave, so can we!

  • Because a lifetime of incompetence should be rewarded with the highest office in the land.


Anybody have any suggestions for more? I think this could turn into some powerful motivation on the voting populace!

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