McCain for President!

I will now propose some campaign slogans for John McCain that I think would make a significant impact on the 2008 popularity contest mistakenly known as the Presidential Election. So, without further ado, on with the list.

John McCain for President:

• Because eight years of Bush just wasn't enough!


• Because the Neocon agenda isn't finished, yet.


• Because the religious right deserve a chance at establishing their theocracy.


• We still have civil rights we haven't abolished.


• We haven't finished our transition into a proper police state.


• Democrats make lousy dictators.


• At least he's not even a little bit black!


• Living the high life you always wanted, and sneering at you from above.


• Getting shot down five times wasn't enough; let's go for six!


• If the Catholics can vote in a supreme leader with one foot in the grave, so can we!


• Because a lifetime of incompetence should be rewarded with the highest office in the land.

Anybody have any suggestions for more? I think this could turn into some powerful motivation on the voting populace!